Voonta Bista Trucker Cap
Stepping through the portal into the mirror universe you see the worst thing imaginable: a group of people recording a podcast. Keep your head safe from the elements with an inscrutable joke from a paywalled episode of a podcast that none of your friends, family or co-workers listen to. Not only do they look extremely cool, trucker hats allow the back of your head to breathe, which is highly important for human thermoregulation.
As heard on the bonus episode 'Monkey Paw Night At Yankee Stadium'.
One size probably fits everyone except Andrew.